The Great Heidini

hellabloggin:

oh how the mackles have mored

(via kyousaya)

alt-j:

nmohler:

alt-j:

do u ever just keep ur hand on ur boob

Crotch

i love this. there’s like no context at all. i assume you’re implying that u keep ur hand on ur crotch, but who knows. ur just saying crotch. maybe that’s a hip new way of saying yes. maybe that’s a hip new way of saying “lol”. who knows. crotch.

(via a-beautiful-youth)

fartgallery:

d0nn0:

fartgallery:

fartgallery:

my big question is why are we wasting all this money on “health care” and “education” when we could be using it to paint the moon to look like a giant floating boob

reblogging because a crow on a pole outside my window just cawed while bobbing its head a few times

what does that have to do with anything??

it was cool

(via a-beautiful-youth)

katkinkat:

i wish i could say “?????????” in real life it would be very useful

(Source: baebees, via leopard-cub)

magickalshay:

maudeloves:

daniellelikesmusic:

myangeldestiel:

15 pictures to prove that cats are liquids

WHAT

If I fits I sits

We’re adaptable

(via angels-assbutts-and-impalas)

damnhowell:

so this girl at my school was mad at me so on facebook she sent me

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instead of correcting her spelling, i just took her profile picture and made this and sent it to her

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she doesn’t get it

(via legolas-expressions)

thornicating:

thornicating:

my family usually eats bagged cereals (you know, the off brand kinds that taste like deceit) and today my mother came home with 15+ boxes of sugared name-brand cereal, dumped them into my arms, and said “i can’t eat lies anymore, caroline.” 

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(via timetravelingimpala)

zgmfd:

How To Lose Friends And Scare People

zgmfd:

How To Lose Friends And Scare People

(via flrebender)

pregnat4:


someone from 1997 wished me good luck. it’s like someone from so many years back knows your struggles and i just, i think i’m gonna cry

One time I wrote on a dollar bill that I was Obama

pregnat4:

someone from 1997 wished me good luck. it’s like someone from so many years back knows your struggles and i just, i think i’m gonna cry

One time I wrote on a dollar bill that I was Obama

(Source: hannahbabesshit, via kanyewest-coast)

columbiaphoenix:

counting-teacups:

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

writing adult emails is awful

its like

hi [name of person], 

this formatting is making me uncomfortable but I have to tell you something / ask you something that is vital to my career as a student. 

I re-read and edited that sentence for an hour, but you’ll probably just glance over it for half a second.

thanks! 

- [name]

k

-professor

(via hanrolo)

dancybutt:

lnstagrandma:

how to piss someone off:

leave the door open

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