The Great Heidini

vivi-barcina:

this is the most powerful picture on the internet

(Source: kimkanyekimye, via acrappy1dblog)

theanimejunkie:

bossubossupromode:

Two students, James and John were given a grammar test by their teacher. The question was, “is it better to use “had” or “had had” in this example sentence?”

The teacher collected the tests, and looked over their answers.

James, while John had had “had”, had had “had had.” “Had had” had had a better effect on the teacher.

welcome to the english language

(via slutdust)

boomsticks-and-firewater:

puellamagidolaon:

lovrdlogic:

When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you

Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control.

Break your own bones to establish dominance over skeleton.

(via fireflyfizz)

unkhs:

I used to be like “I wonder what would happen if I set this thing on fire” and since then I’ve learned that more often than not the answer is “it’ll be on fire”

(Source: bauks, via the-secret-stache)

belllaavitaaa:

jadoremeliss:

I couldn’t stop smiling.

oh fuck das smooth as fuck

belllaavitaaa:

jadoremeliss:

I couldn’t stop smiling.

oh fuck das smooth as fuck

(via genderqueersamandriel)

communistbakery:

astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day

(via greetings)

kamuegi:

so if i reblog a post for money will my tumblr be deleted and i can finally be released from this hell

dickpunch69:

NO WINDOWS I JUST WANT TO FORCE QUIT A PROGRAM DONT TRY TO LOOK FOR A SOLUTION ACCEPT DEATH AND FACE OBLIVION

(Source: frendaseivelun, via lillystateofmind)

deepthroatdemon:

how is this a lifehack? what am i gonna do with it? keep my grandmother in there? lifehack: you never have to see grandma again

deepthroatdemon:

how is this a lifehack? what am i gonna do with it? keep my grandmother in there? lifehack: you never have to see grandma again

(via thefirebendingtitanshifter)

nicevagina:

if a girl is mean to you just tell her she has bad eyebrows 

(via oceaninsanity)

ashtonshugedick:

my parents were arguing today and my mom said that Justin Timberlake wouldn’t treat her like this

(via not-the-sheriffs-secret-police)