The Great Heidini

dino-blankey:

that little smartass

(via owlmylove)

lonelymountainorbust:

when somebody introduces a dog to you by saying “this is my dog”

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(via nevlls)

joyceanfartboner:

why the fuck would a woman pretend to like videogames to fuck some fedora neckbeard i dont get this concept i dont think it’s ever happened

(via lunamalfoy7)

fem-usa:

I have never related to a comic so personally before 

fem-usa:

I have never related to a comic so personally before 

(Source: dorrismccomics, via obsessedaboutanangel)

oomshi:

if you wouldn’t suck a dick for one million dollars you are lYINGg

(via defin3-lov3)

etceteraface:

rycbar123-4:

So it’s my birthday and I’m opening gifts. I open the wrapped box from my uncle.

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I open the box, and find a $50 gift card, yes? But wait, there’s Styrofoam. There’s more.

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Then I remove the Styrofoam…

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The fuck?

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A FUCKING LEGLESS LEGO LEGOLAS

mY UNCLE GOT ME A LEGLESS LEGO LEGOLAS

bEST BIRTHDAY GIFT EVER

he then later gave me the legs.image

LEGO LEGOLAS’ LEGO LEGS

Are you Luna Lovegood

(Source: lolanimenerds, via cat-and-parrot)

balzack:

This kinda explains why Jack Barakat is Jack Barakat.

balzack:

This kinda explains why Jack Barakat is Jack Barakat.

(Source: danmangan, via it-will-always-just-be-me)

childservices:

y’all think I have time to google every post I see? sike bitch tumblr my news source I see a post saying I’m dead ima believe it

(via iamthemotherfucking-fox)